Stop impulse buying.
Start getting roasted.
vspa.shop is a browser extension that monitors your shopping carts and delivers devastating, AI-powered voice commentary on your spending habits. She's the financial dominatrix you didn't know you needed.
How vspa.shop Works
Download the Plugin
Available exclusively for Google Chrome. Download the extension ZIP and install it in your browser.
Shop as Usual
Our vspa.shop agent actively monitors Amazon (US and UK) and hundreds of generic Shopify checkouts.
Get Audited
When you add to cart or linger too long, vspa.shop delivers a bespoke AI voice roast of your choices.
Sample Audits
“Six hundred dollars for a crystal ruched tank? Darling, that's not fashion — that's a cry for help wrapped in polyester.”
— vspa.shop, on a Christopher Esber purchase
“Is the 'status' in the room with us? Because I see a logo and a lot of desperation.”
— vspa.shop, on a Balenciaga hoodie
“You've been staring at those shoes for three minutes. They won't love you back, darling.”
— vspa.shop, on hesitation
Pricing
- Always-on cart monitoring
- 100 minutes of voice audits/month
- All voice personas
- Signature speech effects
- Priority roast generation